Hello, hello, my friends! 🏴☠️
I bring you some very good news!
Many smugglers, merchants, raiders, and other interesting people have contacted Hondo asking about certain treasures and particular goods. And because Hondo is feeling unusually generous today, I shall give you something I received from one of my best friends, Kenobi. 😏
There are also claims that a friend of Spencer has a weapon system that, to the best of my knowledge, is used in The First Order roleplay. And yes, my friends, Hondo has heard plenty of stories and accusations surrounding people associated with Spencer. But remember: Hondo tells you what he hears — you decide what you believe!
Perhaps I have even more treasures from what they supposedly have… or perhaps Hondo is simply bluffing! Who knows? Hondo has many tricks up his sleeves. 😂🏴☠️
But let me tell you a little Hondo story!
One day, Hondo was transporting a very important treasure when suddenly—BOOM!—the ship started shaking! Hondo opened the cargo hold and discovered that the crates had been loaded completely wrong.
One crate contained weapons. Another contained maps. And somehow, a third crate contained three angry Kowakian monkey-lizards! 😱
Hondo looked at them and said, “My friends… this was NOT part of the deal!”
Naturally, Hondo did what any respectable businessman would do: he closed the crate again and pretended nothing had happened. 😂🏴☠️
And now, my friends, here is the important part: where Hondo has permission to do so, Hondo will remove the whitelist and make the treasure available to everyone! 🔓🏴☠️
No more exclusive access, no more complicated whitelist business — just Hondo delivering the treasure to his fellow business partners! 💰
If you have requests, my valued friends, enemies, colleagues, or whoever you may be, feel free to tell Hondo on DarkBlox. And if you are a fellow businessman, perhaps you can also send Hondo something that is legitimately free to share — maps, systems, assets, or other openly shareable creations.
Hondo will not limit himself to Star Wars either! Halo and other treasures may enter the collection too. We shall see what the galaxy brings us! 🌌🏴☠️
And finally… Hondo's treasure chest is already around 70% LA — Lair Alliance.
Ahhh, what a beautiful collection! 💰🏴☠️
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